Care.

So, have you ever noticed how similiar Monaco and Dundee are?

Yeah, me neither.

Apparantly, they both slope to the 'water' which I guess is technically true. Think all they need in order to be completely similiar is a Grand Prix and a beach and a...

Fingers

haha.
Such abuse from them lot!

Instead, have a look at this. We need more of this randomness.

Music isn't that good but turn down the sound, it won't matter.

The point is the same.

Primary

Look out the window.
This is why I don't want to live in Scotland.
Damp, dark, cloudy and drizzle.
I thought my watch had sped up during the night. It said 8.30am. No way, it was only 6.30am or something. It was so dark.
If this is what is going to be like over the winter then there will problems.

Is the weather a reason to leave a country? Yes. Definitely. 100%.

It'll probably become windy and further compound things.
The joy of it.
I wonder if I have that seasonal disorder thingy due to lack of sunlight.
Perhaps I'm just grumpy.

randomness

Have been trying over the past few weeks to get some inspiration for my 3 assignments. I've been trying to identify areas to research and finally write about. I'm nearly there with 2 but the 3rd one remains a mystery.

So, I emailed my tutors in order to set up a short meeting basically to say 1. Not you can't do that or 2. O.K. that sounds interesting.

1 tutor has yet to reply whilst the other suggested that we 'might' be able to meet a week on thursday - first thing.

What?

I don't expect much from my tutors - being on time to class, delievering class in a meaningful and being available to 'help'. That's all. And being able to help surely is the big one, after all we are only 'trainees' whilst they are the ones who are in the know with the knowledge and experience. How can we get the benefit of that knowledge and experience if they are not setting time aside to give off that knowledge and experience. I'm not expecting them to be waiting patiently for us students to come knocking on their doors but...

What's the point of paying all this money and get no support. I could have saved the fees and sat in a library for a year.

And here is the thing - he might say 'no you can't do that' which means that I've wasted a week.

If University is not for teaching and learning, then what is it for?

Scan

It would certainly be non-pc and wrong to blame women for alot of ills. Although, some can be pointed at and said to make certain people unhappy at any given time.
Seems like that is true at this instant in time.

I wonder though if it has anything to do with the fact that 'they' don't think. They just continue on their merry way doing whatever they are doing with scant regard to anything outwith their tunnel vision.

Example, I hear them cry.
How can a woman send a message with no 'hi' or 'bye' and in the middle just kill everything that you have been wanting or thinking about or even hoping for. Crushing the merest hint of hope and daylight at the end of the long, dark gloomy tunnel. Then a week later send another message all chatty and fine and friendly, expecting everything to be just fine and dandy. Like there is no problem even though she has just said everything that you didn't want to hear...

In reply to the 'chatty' message, I answered all the questions in it. Plain and simple to which the reply was 'that message was too short'.

Well, what the f___k do you expect?
Do you honestly believe everything is perfect?
You have hurt me more than anyone has hurt me before in my entire life and you expect everything to be fine.
Wake up.
See, cyclic.
up and down.

Survey

Any ideas...

How do I put a picture in my header?

Am thick and can't do it.

encounter

So, this bloke was trying to fly from Prestwick /SORRy, that should read Glasgow Prestwick since they are so close together/ to Paris.
Nothing particularly unusual in that as I'm sure there are a few flights going that way everyday.
This bloke though was stopped on his way through the X-Ray/immigration part. Again, nothing particularly unusual in that either. It's certainly happened to me and even more so since all this increase in airport security with belts and shoes etc taken off before you pass through the Xray. Even if it doesn't beep, there is always some bored looking security man there to frisk you.

Anyway, this bloke passed through the machine. It beeped so was frisked by the security man. The security man felt something beneath the bloke who had just passed through the Xray machine. At this point, the bloke was isolated and then taken away for questioning regarding 'something' under his clothes, attached to his body.

Clearly, normal people don't have anything at all attached to their body especially if they are going on a plane and if they do, then alarm bells surely go off with security staff which is what happened.
It turned out that the bloke had strapped toothpaste around his waist under his jumper/jacket, instead of putting it in a bag or something thus causing a securty alert.

Why on earth would you want to strap toothpaste to yourself for a 1 hour flight?
Common sense would also indicate that doing something like that is going to arose interest in you and probably not 'good' arosal. In fact, its just plain stupid. It's something that even stupid people probably wouldn't even do because it clearly is so stupid.

So, where did this knobhead come from?
Glasgow? Edinburgh? Aberdeen perhaps? No
Scotland? England? Wales maybe? No.

Answer = Korea.

Seems like they give anybody a passport these days.
I bet he had his rice cooker stuck down his trousers, you know, for effect.
That's probably someone's dad.
nuff said.