Word of the week: 'Knobhead'
Is the name given to the student who I gave 3 days to give me a letter from his employer explaining his absence from my class for a whole semester. He didn't, so he got an F. Simple. Moral of the story - be nice, and i'll be nice back.
Phrase of the week: 'Out of sight, out of mind'
Spoken (allegedly) by one Chris Kirkland, the reserve goalkeeper at Liverpool who is said to have turned down a loan move to Celtic because he felt it would harm his England chances given that Scotland is bloody miles away from England and that Ericsson wouldn't be able to see him. You can drive from Liverpool to Glasgow in 3 hours. Plus, he had the choice of staying at Liverpool and not getting a game, moving to West Brom (relegation certs) or coming to Celtic and winning something and playing Champions League football. Idiot.
Sight of the week: 'Busted'
My Toaster is no more. I woke up and thought 'hmm...quite fancy a bit of beans on toast'. So, got the pot out, got the tin opener out, got the cooker ready, got the plate out, got the bread out of the fridge and proceeded to put 2 slices into the toaster. I pushed the lever down to find that it wouldn't got down. I tried a couple of more times. Nothing. I changed the plug. Still nothing. I took the toaster into the small room to see if it would work there. Nothing. At this point, I'm getting somewhat upset. I went to switch the kettle on but strangely that didn't work. I then tried to switch the lights on. Nothing. I'm more than alittle upset. It seemed like I had no electricity whatsoever. So, I had to go down and visit the security guard - not a pleasant experience - and ask him to help me. He did and sorted my electricity problem and then invited himself into my apartment for a nosey. The check of it. He even checked the bathroom. What's
THAT about. Anyway, my toaster had blown a fuse and had short circuited my apartment. No beans on toast now.
Song of the week: no songs cos me ears don't work.