Been knackered this week. Yawning my face off and out like a light as soon as my head hits the pillow. I have been cycling and stuff this week so that might be the root cause of it all. That or walking to and from work just doesn't agree with me anymore. Old age kicks in. Better bloody not be the case.
Not related but I must write this down. In one of my classes is a guy. Not sure how old he is. Older than me, that's for sure. The first time I met him, something just looked 'off'. Something just didn't look right. I wasn't sure if was the way he stood or moved. I couldn't put my finger on it. I met him again and when I did, I thought 'hold on, what's up with his head?' From what I could see, he had like a Grade 3 or something at the back and sides. So far, so normal. But the rest of his hair just didn't 'sit'. It was as if he had had a bad haircut. Where the 'Grade 3' should have met the hair was a big kind of overlap of longer hair that just kind of sat. The hair on his head kind of looked a bit greasy as well. Again, fair enough. Some people have hair like that. And a bad haircut from time to time. I can definitely claim to have had a bad haircut in my time.
The 3rd time I met him was actually in class. Again, it just wasn't right. I ignored it and tried not to look. It's like that scene in the not-so-great Italian Job when Mark Wahlberg and Mos Def go to meet the 'Koreans'. Mos Def is told not to stare as the Korean dude is huuge. He stares. A lot. Well, I wasn't exactly like that. After class, I had to ask one of my colleagues what the story was.
'It's a wig' was the response.
I knew it. There was no way that it could have been real and so it proved!
My colleague said that he was bald and basically, got a wig.
How does that work though. I mean, if you are bald, you get a wig and then, what, the next day you go to work with it on? People would notice. I guess that's the whole point but wouldn't the people think 'hold on, he had no hair yesterday...' Wouldn't people say to him? Perhaps people are much to polite to say anything these days. Or maybe he went on a really long holiday and when he got back to work, he had hair and because he had been away so long, people had forgotten that he had no hair.
The point being, if you are bald you are bald. If I see a bald guy I look once 'oh he's bald' end of story. I don't need to look again. But, if a guy is wearing a wig, particularly a bad looking wig, I'm not just going to look once and move on. In fact, I'm going to look again to confirm what I thought I saw or didn't see the first time. Surely that defeats the purpose of someone who has a wig. He doesn't want you to look at him but what actually happens is the opposite. You do look and with it, you bring more attention on you!
I can't say anything to him though. I'd love to say 'look, you look silly, sort it out'. That probably wouldn't go down too well.
I can't imagine I'll get a wig. If I have no hair, I have no hair.